& potato soup :) why should you satisfy only one craving at a time?

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

band-aid came off, had to make a new one out of ripped napkin & paper off a straw

unbreakable coin safe broke some serious skin last night. Don’t let that tiny cut fool you, it bled out a lot & for a long time

briandanielwolf:

moniquill:

miss-ner-do-wells:

whaoanon:

pixelick:

visionofsilence:

Black Phoenix Project: Scout Dogs by Bulgarov

duuude

duuuuuuuuuude

THESE LOOK SO COOL??

I can’t tell if I think they’re cool or if i’m scared shitless.

The latter, because the military will have no problem using these against civilians foreign and domestic.

FYI, these are (awesome) CG renders. Bulgarov’s an artist designing a fictional military organization called Black Phoenix. 

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

peruvian-whovian:

this is all one guy

can you not

THIS GUY IS A PRETTIER GIRL THAN I AM

ASSHOLE

infinitenap:

A+

nohetero:

discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up for a credit card. unfortunately for them they included a business reply mail envelope that they have to pay the postage for when it’s used

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

khara-gyrgan:

camiekahle:

disneydrawls:

likeadisneyprincess:

officialconscience:

Donald’s Birthday

OH MY GOD

OH MY FREAKING GOD

DUCKS EVERYWHERE

The fact that someone was actually paid to put a little hat on EACH AND EVERY ONE of those ducks is beyond me.

kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies